His moustache is bold and his chest is hairy

his wit is quick and his jokes are clever

Lafayette loves a Math boy named Larry

who inspired us with his whimsical endeavor

without his smile we'll be the less merry

but di avere lui we'll cherish forever

Look out France for a charming Italian!

dressed to kill and built like a galleon (a skinny one)

hide your food, for he eats like a fatso

Ciao, salve, and, of course, 'sto cazzo.

(E. Lundberg, on the occasion of a goodbye)